MOOD: 
(sleepy as hell)
what determines fashion these days? its hard to say… depends on where you live if you ask me… some stuff that i think is out-dated is still working its magic on the streets of a town near you… so do you have a fashion don’t?? something that you draw the line on and just know better than to be seen in public with?? mine’s gotta be the poncho… i don’t understand how that got popular… there are sooo few people that look good in it… if you’re too skinny then you get eaten alive by the poncho… and if you’re fat then it looks like you just pulled your own underwear over your shoulders… cuz you know big people got some big underwear… and that’s no lie… but in general… most folks just look like they’re taking the house rug out for a date… so i think its a fashion hazard… thankgod that boat has sailed and is never coming back! whew!!
so as we can see… there were a lot of fashion fabs… that have come and gone… and unfortunately… come again… T__________T;; but i never thought i’d live to see the day when women could wear condoms too… yes… literally “wear” them… next thing you know… we won’t need men to have sex… wait… that already exists… o’shiiiiiiiiiit… ><… this post is soooo R rated… XD but ahem… lets take a look at what i’m talking about… >.>…
ladies and gents… these four dresses you see right here… are all made out of condoms… now you KNOW that if you wear any of these out on a date… your date will love you for the sheer fact of your convenience right?? ahaha… but you might have to go home naked cuz you won’t have a dress… these were designed by a brazilian fashion designer that ran out of the silk fabric these were suppose to be made of and saw some left over condoms from last night’s party and got inspired… ahaha… no… no… i’m just joking… XD actually they don’t look that bad if you considered what they’re made of right? but would you wear these? or be too disgusted to put it on? i will leave you guys with one thought… which is my thought about wearing these dresses… ahem… i wouldn’t wear them… why? cuz when you sit down… you probably squeak like all hell… AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
(*runs off in all shame)
